So I’ve been uber busy lately, hence the lack of time to even THINK of what to write. Whatever happened to my days of boredom? Alas, coporate America has gotten the best of me. So a special someone found this link today and I am considering trading my current job for this. http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sfo/672031640.html I am only kidding, of course, but I AM THE PERFECT NEMESIS. God bless whoever posted this. And I don’t even know if I believe in such things.
“Nemesis required. 6-month project with possibilty to extend
Date: 2008-05-07, 2:49PM PDT
I’ve been trying to think of ways to spice up my life. I’m 35 years old, happily married with two kids and I have a good job in insurance. But somethings missing. I feel like I’m old before my time. I need to inject some excitement into my daily routine through my arm before its too late. I need a challenge, something to get the adrenaline pumping again. An addiction would be nice, but, in short, I need a nemesis. I’m willing to pay $350 up front for you services as an arch enemy over the next six months. Nothing crazy. Steal my parking space, knock my coffee over, trip me when Im running to catch the BART and occasionaly whisper in my ear, “Ahha, we meet again”. That kind of thing. Just keep me on my toes. Complacency will be the death of me. You need to have an evil streak and be blessed with innate guile and cunning. You should also be adept at inconsicuous pursuit. Evil laugh preferred. Send me a photo and a brief explanation why you would be a good nemesis.
British accent preferred.”
